can of crushed assholes

to feel like shit after a night of drinking and to look even worse. Syn: shit run over twice.

Dude how much did you drink last night, you look like a can of crushed assholes.

by CCK March 8, 2005

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003