camooflage 

Random-hued patterns dat make you resemble a cow.

Wearing patchy-black-and-white-colored clothing would actually make you show up very starkly against ordinary backgrounds; you would need to remain among a "herd of Holsteins" for said camooflage to be effective at concealing your presence.

camooflage by QuacksO July 17, 2025

Person of Camouflage 

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.

Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.

Person of Camouflage by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

Urban Camouflage 

The uncanny ability to blend in completely with ones surroundings, at night, purely by closing the eyes and mouth simultaneously

Check out Walcott, that bitch disappeared totally! Epic urban camouflage

Urban Camouflage by smooo February 23, 2011

grinding camouflage 

Masturbation

What are you doing right now, honey?

Just grinding camouflage for my tank.

grinding camouflage by Glitter Diamond Jewel Rainbow April 22, 2021

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

Cowmooflage by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Team Camouflage 

When two people do the popular team camouflage technique, link together in a god like way and become completely invisible.

Mike : Camouflage!
Junior *fully alert* : TEAM CAMOUFLAGE!!
* Mike and Junior do insane kung-fu movements and morph together*

Junior is holding Mike's legs and Mike is holding Juniors ass.

Team Camouflage by Blood-X February 21, 2009

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009