Clamembert 

When her pretty little clam is as moist, soft and creamy as an exquisite Camembert cheese.

I shoved two fingers in her clamembert last night. Like liquid velvet down there.

Rachel’s shaved box is a fine serving if exquisite clamembert if I must say.

Clamembert by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Camembert 

A stinky cheese that Plagg loves to eat.

"Plagg enough with the Camembert" Adrian exclaimed.

Camembert by MeowCat2630 July 10, 2020

camembert 

Typically french cheese made in Normandy a North France's area.
This cheese has got a very strong smell

Everyday french people eat some camembert cheese with baguette

camembert by Alban October 24, 2006

Camembert-ly Legal Burger 

A specialized burger served with camembert cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"

Camembert-ly Legal Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Camembert Quartet 

A disgustingly hilarious Irish comedy band.
Members:
Clint velour - Guitar, vocals
Bunny Green - Drums, vocals
Vic Ferrari - Bass, vocals
James wand (AKA major james) - keyboards, vocals
Dr. Sleeze - Saxaphone, vocals

No matter what genre of music you like they'll be able to slag it. They have 2 LPs now which can be purchased world wide. "music is war" and "the camembert quartet sell out". Both concept albums.
If you're not irish you may be confused by some of the comedy in the talking tracks. The funny thing is when they're making fun of genres by making up songs in that genre's style, they may be making fun of it but the songs actually sound good.

Good tracks:

Batturburger (A slag off dance music)

California Dublin 4 (A slag off the Thrills)

Boybands are cunts (a slag off boy bands)

Gimme some o' dat cheese (a slag off funk)

We came to rock (a slag off bands like
ACDC and twisted sister)

Gimme medicine (a slag off metal)

It's all about me (a slag off rap; Eminem, Jay Z, The streets, Busta Rhymes)

Students (a slag off college students)

Serious (a slag off serious indie songs)

Slit your wrists (a slag off radiohead)


There's loads more but they're all the songs i can remember off the top of my head.

Camembert Quartet by Wezz December 9, 2004

clambert 

someone who is silly funny AP GOVT&French-stupid adventurous curious and romantically love-crazy; the entity of awesome-ness, the epitome of nerd; the middle ground between extreme bitchitude and weak wimpy-ness, ASSERTIVE!; the musically amazing one; GOLDY'S ACAPELLA GIRL FOR LIFE! ; the cross b/t a friendly midget (physics-lover) and a tall giant (clueless-in-everything); one who cant dance to save ANYones life, someone boobylicious and model worthy; weirdo to the max; an I's-a speak-a italiano JAP; a cute but NOTbrown-blond; the perfect Mrs. Chen-ington/Jordan-bergstein; one who has nothing better to do in AP Calc than pass notes to her best friend WHO SITS right next to her, basically a failure in life; the QCC bum major; the cam-whoring lady in lovely, a city-loving NYU-CU college gal; divine entity who is fo' sho definitely NOT-IKE! ;)

That girl is such a clambert!

clambert by Tiger Lily Lion December 14, 2010

camembertthefragrance 

camembertthefragrance is literally one of my favourite mutuals and their edits are the BOMB. my day lightens up when they text me! they deserve more followers😍

p1: wait have you heard of camembertthefragrance?
p2: omg yesss their edits are actually amazing

camembertthefragrance by marisfraise November 20, 2021