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camel humps 

Basically the male version or a camel toe.

It's when a guy where's really tight pants or something and you can see the shape of his balls; therefore looking like camel's humps. nice and lumpy.
Did you go to the schools wrestling match last night?
Yeah, it was infested with camel humps.
camel humps by janet jack February 7, 2010

camel humps 

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.
My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt
camel humps by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011

Whatever Humps Your Camel 

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.
me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.
Word of the Day on June 3, 2005

camel hump 

the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls
Dude, his pants are so tight... I could see his camel hump a desert away.

camel hump 

when the balls protrude and are visible through tight pants
Those pants were tight like no other; they gave him a camel hump.
camel hump by kevin November 25, 2003

camel hump 

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.
1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!
camel hump by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005
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