When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.
True story: A Nigerian scammer tried a new version of the scam on me for a camera I had listed on Craigslist. He told me he wanted to buy my camera for his fiancee and he's USAF stationed over seas. He then offered me more money than I asked for if I'd ship it to Nigeria.
I asked him if his fiancee were a camel because I knew he's a camel humping Nigerian scammer. I suggested he stop being a camelhump and get an honest job.
Camel jockeys and camelhumpers really hate references to themself and a camel. It's like the new N word, but specifically for them.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.