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came and went

1. When sex culminates with ejaculation immediately followed by urination.

Not to be confused with "Went and came"
Beth: How's it going with that older guy your seeing? i bet he's so old has to wear a diaper.
Sarah: Well lemme tell ya. Last night in bed he came and went!
by Mister Marble Muncher May 16, 2014
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Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back

I am sorry but if your dad said this there is a 100.0% chance that your dad left you. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your Dad Went To Buy Milk and never came back

My Dad Went To Buy Milk and Never Came Back! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
by Tyler Plays Roblox July 17, 2022
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