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Callamized

To be in the state of shock or bewilderment after walking out of an infamous Dr. Christopher Callam exam; to be academically violated.

Synonyms: Apocalypse, discombobulating, disorientation, complete bafflement, to be completely defeated.
I so Callamized by that exam, that someone had to direct me out of the building.
Callamized by babycakes21 February 10, 2010
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Somebody that always wears a light blue coat dispite everyone asking the person not to. The light blue coat is sacred to the Calladine and therefore they cant take it off without permission from the spooch (master).
That Calladine is wearing that damn light blue coat again! Really grinds my gears!
Calladine by Sideshow Martin January 27, 2011
Calani is an Hawaiian word extracted from the word Kalani, although they are both very different, Calani's are extremely rare to find, often living in small towns in their youth and travelling in elder years. Calani's in general are amazing, creative absolutely stunningly gorgeous girls that are extremely loveable in all ways.

Its estimate that there are only around 14 Calani's in the world and you are incredibly privileged to know just one. Calani's are usually sporty, loud, pretty and loveable or beautiful, very, very sarcastic, kind, smart as hell, generally loved and a crazy read-a-holic.
Most, have a fierce, dangerous edge about them and don't need saving, they will put you down so fast and the sarcasm that comes out of their mouths is insane. The have their own ideas and music taste and are often feared and admired.
Those are the best.

Calani's can be found in many places usually playing sort with friends or walking quietly with her gossiping friends while she walks with her head stuck in a book and its a common fact between the girls that they top them all.

If you find a Calani, please take my word, keep her. I didn't, biggest regret of my life. I love you Calani!
"Oh yeah, she's a Calani"

"Watch it man, that's Calani, she's got a bite"
Calani by Summer's the truth January 16, 2018

callapitter 

A popular bastardization / mangling of the word caterpillar. Often used by children or in imitation of children.
Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!

Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009
Callan can be both a boys name and a girls name.
Callan is a funny Ladd. He/she is very positive person and always looks out for others. Has lots of friends and can be quite silly and stupid. Does things for attention sometimes and never wants to be lonely. Always wants to have someone caring by there side. Never wants there friends to get hurt whether there going through good or bad.
Callan is amazing. They care for me so much and always helps me when I struggle.
Callan by sloumort March 1, 2015