virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

by lj March 27, 2005

period girl

Girl who suffers from bad long long periods.

'im on my period'
"oh my god ur such a fucking period girl"

by LJ April 16, 2005

clit on

when the female of the species has an erection, stimulated, aroused.

wow my wife sure gets a clit on when george clooney's on the t.v. or wow man i've got such a clit on, i must JILL OFF NOW!

by lj August 20, 2003

one brother other

one brother being a drug dealer;the other brother being a drug user.

my one brother uses, and the other deals.

by lj March 27, 2005

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ February 01, 2005

donkey dick

someone who is the penis of a donkey.

yo, you are such a donkey dick.

by lj March 27, 2005

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 22, 2005