colywompus 

refers to anything that does not work quite right when it should, there for its considered to be colywompused

credit card machine can become colywompused during a lighting storm

colywompus by Chubs McGhee May 17, 2009

cadywompus 

basicly screwed up, or out or line ,off kilter, twisted beyond recognition, FUBAR, see FUBAR

After a derialment the train was cadywompus

cadywompus by uncle clammie June 11, 2006

catywompus 

1: Southern term for not being organized.

2: across the street kitty corner.

1: My sons room is all catywompus.

2: I live catywompus from the five-n-dime

catywompus by LazyOverLord March 28, 2005

caliwompus 

The pimpest word in the world, and a salad dressings.

That was some dank ass caliwompus and I enjoyed it on the lettuce that came from the Bering Sea, I also like seahorses.

caliwompus by Chase rowden March 29, 2015