if its yellow let mellow if its brown flush it down. In Arizona when its brown flush it twice because California needs the water. California water is a gift from Arizona.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.
( California water AKA mexican piss )....
note! to Caleefornia dont drink it if you can't feel it.
by itichie_nocanpo June 22, 2006
The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.
by theflamingpie August 03, 2011
by MrFuntime11 November 15, 2016