Calicoers

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Someone who really needs to shut the fuck up. They like gay porn, they use dildos when they pee, and they love to clip people on discord.

They are typically very gay, annoying, and faggoted. They make shitty Minecraft maps that nobody cares about at all.

Don't be a calicoers and stfu

Calicoers by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

calicoers

A word to describe someone who would fuck cats.

"I hope you get jailtime, you fucking calicoers"

calicoers by eevod January 21, 2025

Related Words

Calicoers • Calicoers Tool • Calicore • calihersmores • CaliJersey • Caliversal • caliversity • butt calipers • tongue clickers • Paint your calipers

Calicoers Tool

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

Calicoers Tool by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024

Caliversal

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

Caliversal by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

CaliJersey

In California, random areas of many new jersians. usually excellent jersey surfers looking for year round good waves and weather. One example would be San Diego, where many Ocean Citians reside.

CaliJersey lifestyle would be Jersey Summers Cali Winters

CaliJersey by Cali-Jersian February 29, 2008

Paint your calipers

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

Paint your calipers by RicoRy August 20, 2020

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026