Calicoers

Someone who really needs to shut the fuck up. They like gay porn, they use dildos when they pee, and they love to clip people on discord.

They are typically very gay, annoying, and faggoted. They make shitty Minecraft maps that nobody cares about at all.

Don't be a calicoers and stfu

Calicoers by arse shid gaming July 27, 2024

calicoers

A word to describe someone who would fuck cats.

"I hope you get jailtime, you fucking calicoers"

calicoers by eevod January 21, 2025

Calicoers Tool 

A dildo or any relatively similar penetrating sex toy

He uses his Calicoers tool when he pees

Calicoers Tool by arse shid gaming October 31, 2024

Caliversal 

Like universal, but pertaining only to California.

Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.

Caliversal by Octothorpe September 17, 2005

butt calipers 

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.

Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."

butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011

CaliJersey

In California, random areas of many new jersians. usually excellent jersey surfers looking for year round good waves and weather. One example would be San Diego, where many Ocean Citians reside.

CaliJersey lifestyle would be Jersey Summers Cali Winters

CaliJersey by Cali-Jersian February 29, 2008

Paint your calipers 

To meet up and "smash"

Hey girl, come over and I'll paint your calipers

Paint your calipers by RicoRy August 20, 2020