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Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.
Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh
Calgan Deli by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020

Calgary Transit 

To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down.

In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.
1) After Joey fell and knocked himself out, I totally pulled a Calgary Transit and took his wallet.

2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.
Calgary Transit by Flames1989 April 24, 2009

Calgariyadh 

A slang term for the Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta (name combined with Riyadh, Saudi Arabia), due to the large growing population of Arab/Islamic people, especially in the Northeast. (Similar to Vancouver as "Hongcouver")
There are so many people from the Middle East living in Calgary now, let's call it Calgariyadh!
Calgariyadh by SpockTheEwok May 3, 2013

Marneus Calgar 

Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Chapter of Space Marines in the Warhammer 40,000 setting.
Marneus Calgar lifted the dead Lictor's head, and roared to his bretheren; "In the name of The Emperor and the great Primarch Roboute Guilliman, look upon the severed head of your enemy. They will die!"
A city that is bigger than the provincial capital, has over 1.2 million people, and has the Calgary Tower in it.
Hailey drove into Calgary with me yesterday.

Calgary Flamers 

A funny term used by Edmontoinans when Calgary loses a hockey game to them.
Oh man Keane was so mad that the Calgary Flamers lost to The Oilers.
Calgary Flamers by RED I May 26, 2006