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A city that is bigger than the provincial capital, has over 1.2 million people, and has the Calgary Tower in it.
Hailey drove into Calgary with me yesterday.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

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A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.
Man, my school bus driver sucks dick.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017

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A very beautiful girl who is hot, sexy, and loves to travel.
Haley is so hot can I date her?
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 24, 2017

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A game show where people go into a fucking cab and answer shitty questions just to fucking win money.
He watched Cash Cab on gsn.
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2017

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What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?
Jackson beat me up
WTFIWWY?
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 15, 2017

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FY
Short for fuck you
Youre shit
FY man
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2017

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A beer that is a good drink, can make you drunk, and should not drink this beer until your fucking 21 years of age
He drank as many Budweiser's as he could before he got drunk
by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

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