A hairy boy who is quiet but sometimes talks alot to certain people. Hater of chocolate and loves to poop. His best friend has to be cool cause anyone he talks to is. His best friend is either a hunky male or a beautiful gal.
friend: did u see that girl?
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
Other friend: id tap that!
Calbert: dude that's my friend
Friends: mineblown dude ur such a calbert
Calbert: freaks
by Gayboy362 January 22, 2014
A calbert is someone who is very hardworking and commits very easily, not only to work but also girls. He is very indecisive. He cannot decided between two girls. But when he decides he will not let go of her. He is a good guy but lacks common sense. He is a caring friend. If you find a calbert, never let him go. He will never let you go because he is anyways very committed to everything and everyone.
by Sansak November 23, 2021