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Calaan is a human who can be sweet, but terrifying if you cross them. Quiet and cute, Calaan can be the person you can depend on to talk about cats or catch the bus with, but possibly awkward at accepting compliments. Overall, if you have a Calaan, treat them with care otherwise they will mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night.
I met a Calaan the other day! I was careful in not speaking too loud. I didn't want to scare them off
calaan by Pseudonym_183 July 5, 2021
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Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022
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Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Wayne Calandriello 

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

Calandra 

She is loving, caring, warm spirited, loveable, and beautiful. She is likeable and dependable, everyone's best friend but do not cross her because just as she is friendly her wrath is cold as ice. She's spontaneous and lives to laugh and have fun. She's optimistic and sees the world in a positive light. She will always bring you joy.
Im having a bad day. I need Calandra to brighten it up and make me smile.
Calandra by Peaches1272 March 10, 2013

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.
Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh
Calgan Deli by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020
someone you can always count on and who makes you smile hen you don't want to. He's athletic and caring he is a great boyfriend too. He's a guy every girl wants. he has a breathtaking smile and pretty eyes. He will give you a hug when needed. you can come to him with anything with out feeling judged. they are loyal to everyone. canaans are very houmorous.
that a true canaan
canaan by skippy jean May 27, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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