Calaan is a human who can be sweet, but terrifying if you cross them. Quiet and cute, Calaan can be the person you can depend on to talk about cats or catch the bus with, but possibly awkward at accepting compliments. Overall, if you have a Calaan, treat them with care otherwise they will mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night.
I met a Calaan the other day! I was careful in not speaking too loud. I didn't want to scare them off
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Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
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Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
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Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh
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