Cakenshmoosher Share definition Flag A baseball bat shaped cake smashing device for use in the event that a cake achieves sentience and begins insulting you in mock-Japanese. Person: *Cuts cake*Cake: 痛いあなたはばかをクソ何をしている!!Person: OH GOD!! *Grabs Cakenshmoosher* HI-YA! *SMASH* Cakenshmoosher by Footfungus July 29, 2010 Get the Cakenshmoosher mug.