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eat cakeshit 

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.
This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.
eat cakeshit by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025
Related Words
Film based on a superhero or comic book franchise
Guy 1: "hey you wanna go see captain america?"
Guy 2: "no i'm really over capeshit at the moment"
Capeshit by TheSpazFromRainman August 28, 2014

capeshitter

A person who watches nothing but Marvel movies, specifically those from the MCU, and thus only expresses real life events and their taste in film relative to bland, boring, formulaic CGI-fests. Usually over-sensitive to spoilers and thinks Scorsese films are overrated, but hasn’t seen any.
CAPESHITTER: “Bro, have you seen that new Deadpool movie? It’s epic, like bacon!”
A superhero movie where the hero is merely there to show off their superpower, rather than doing heroic acts people can actually relate to, they simply show off the cool tricks they can do to the screen. Going off of the saying "not all heroes wear capes" it's called capeshit because only the (metaphorical) cape has been cared about in the production of the movie.
"Marvel movies have devolved into capeshit the last 10 years"
Capeshit by mammothianattitude September 3, 2022

Cakeshot 

Term to be used in the future to describe an actual "leak" of gameplay footage within the video game industry. This is due to idiot gaming bloggers misusing the word "leak" to refer to any legitimately released footage by developers because it draws hits to their website because when people see the word "leak" they think "OMFG SECRETS!"
"Well thanks for overusing the word "leak" dickheads, now we have to use something else to describe an actual leak, so we're going with the word "cakeshot".

"EXCLUSIVE: Joystiq has a confirmed gameplay cakeshot of MGS5 footage!!11"

Careshit 

a term used to question why someone should ether care or give a shit
Careshit: Why should we careshit about the meaning of this poem?
Careshit by Canaboosr November 1, 2012