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Barm Cake 

A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.
Dont be stupid you barm cake
Barm Cake by Macc Lad July 19, 2004
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barm cake 

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake 

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
Barm Cake by Leepy April 18, 2006

Barm cake 

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex
Jill can I barm cake you?
Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014
To be shit on and have the shit moulded into a bar shap and then eaten
'last night i bricked on her chest and made her a cakebar'
cakebar by The Ploughman October 30, 2008