A person who is idiotic.
Alternately The equivalent og a Cob Bap or Bun for making a Sandwich.
by Macc Lad July 19, 2004
When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
by Leepy March 22, 2006
you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
by theflightymadam August 2, 2009