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Caiden
Caiden is the best type of guy. He is the type of guy to keep you up smiling/laughing all night long. Caiden is someone you can easily fall for and is quite the hustler. Caiden will steal your girl, it eez what it eez. You will instantly love Caiden the first time you hear his voice or receive your first text from him. He's totally an idiot and literally the dumbest person alive and we love him for that. Everyone in this world needs a Caiden. He is super funny and easy to joke around with. If you manage to find yourself a Caiden, you better keep him forever. This boy has high standards for girls so if you get picked by him you are probably magical. You Caiden will treat you right forever, plus, Caiden is super cute. Caiden is just amazing, period.
Scenario 1:
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*
Girl 1: Omg, you're dating Caiden?
Girl 2: Yep!
Girl 1: Woah, I'm so jealous!
Scenario 2:
Girl 1: Is that Caiden?!?!
Caiden: Hi.
Girl 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and every girl in a 1000 mile radius: *Literally faints.*
Caiden by spaceamethyst June 5, 2020
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Caidence
Caidence Is the most bomb ass bitch you will meet. Somebody with the name Caidence comes from any Gender idenity, normally non-binary. Also they can take your date with one joke. There sense of humor usally is sarasict and what they like. Sometimes they feel dumb or stupid and if you know Your Caidence is depressed just go up to them and be like "BOI FOLLOW ME WE BOUT TO FUCK IT UP IN SOME CLUBS LEZ GO HUN." And run to their favorite place.
Caidence by MechTheTech August 22, 2018
Caiden
The one from my school? He can be a little silly acting or even say stupid things. But in my opinion, he has a good heart. I think Caiden is really funny, but he is like the finest of fine! Yes, that is Caiden!
Caiden by tillersfav_ June 9, 2018
Dirty Caiden
Dirty Caiden is usually a very horny, touchy guy. He loves to have “fun”. But even though he’s a extremely horny guy he’s still a fun person to be around always making funny and dirty jokes. He’s shy at first but after that he’s the life of the party!!!
Ex 1. “ hey, did you see that guy last night at the party ”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
“Hell yeah, that was dirty Caiden, he made that party AWESOME”
Dirty Caiden by Your fav 696969 April 17, 2020
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