Caird

Swedish motor car driving individual of ambiguous sexual orientation with delusions of grandeur and a seriously small wang.

From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.

Look at that guy in the Saab, what a caird.

by Chief75 May 3, 2005

Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

Cardboard Ben Hardy

Cardboard Ben Hardy (sometimes known as Ben Cardy) is the soulmate of Joe Mazzello (who plays John Deacon in BoRhap), their relationship began in Tokyo in late 2018. Ben Hardy (who plays Roger Taylor) has a rivalry with Ben Cardy for their love of Joe. Some of Cardboard Ben's friends include Gwilym Lee (who plays Brian May), Rami Malek (who plays Freddie Mercury), and Lucy Bonton (who plays Mary Austen).

"I wish my wife loved me the same way that Cardboard Ben Hardy loves Joe Mazzello"

by cardboardbenhardy December 9, 2018

Cardano

Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.

Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!

by Zenarchism October 17, 2018

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

victim card

"victim card" in short means some one who will try and act like a victim in a situation to get sympathy from other people.

oh and here we go playing the victim card right away

by jerm200 June 23, 2016

credit card player

A person that resorts to using real money so as to buy their way thru an online game in this way they can purchase better tools, weaponry, XP, etc. thus gaining an unfair advantage over other players who are earning progress by actually playing the game.

While playing Band of Heroes on facebook, a player posted the comment, " WTF, I been working hard at this game for six months getting no where and that other dude started last week and is in the top ten already ?" To which another player replies, "Yeah, thats a credit card player, a loser that wins, LOL"

by jpg3 August 15, 2010