Definitions by Chief75
Teker
Individual with delusional thoughts as to the grandeur of his reproductive organs. From the Grecian words “Tek” for wang and “Err” for “huh? Last time I looked in the mirror it was faaarkin huge maaate, no honest”
Caird
Swedish motor car driving individual of ambiguous sexual orientation with delusions of grandeur and a seriously small wang.
From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.
From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.