Definitions by Chief75

Teker 

Individual with delusional thoughts as to the grandeur of his reproductive organs. From the Grecian words “Tek” for wang and “Err” for “huh? Last time I looked in the mirror it was faaarkin huge maaate, no honest”

"Look at that Arman mate, what a faaarkin teker"

Teker by Chief75 May 3, 2005

Caird 

Swedish motor car driving individual of ambiguous sexual orientation with delusions of grandeur and a seriously small wang.

From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.

Look at that guy in the Saab, what a caird.

Caird by Chief75 May 3, 2005