2 definitions by Chief75

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Individual with delusional thoughts as to the grandeur of his reproductive organs. From the Grecian words “Tek” for wang and “Err” for “huh? Last time I looked in the mirror it was faaarkin huge maaate, no honest”
"Look at that Arman mate, what a faaarkin teker"
by Chief75 May 03, 2005
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Swedish motor car driving individual of ambiguous sexual orientation with delusions of grandeur and a seriously small wang.

From the Celtish “Cair” meaning he of the small implement.
Look at that guy in the Saab, what a caird.
by Chief75 May 03, 2005
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