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Cafeterian 

Cafeterian is a slang term (coined by interweb's Pile) that refers to a theist who claims to be part of a particular religious affiliation (such as a "Christian"), who picks and chooses select aspects of scripture and dogma to follow, while ignoring contradictory or other scriptures, rules and dogma. They basically select what they want to believe in, not unlike one would visit a cafeteria and select specific plates of food, while ignoring everything else.
Convenient bastid! This Cafeterian has condensed the entire nature and history of Christianity into a simple marketable sentence. It's up to us to trust that this guy somehow has figured the whole of Christianity out. Sure.
Cafeterian by polisanimos August 6, 2011
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cafeterian 

A person who works in a cafeteria.
A cafeterian is a person who works in a cafeteria.

Someone ask the cafeterian what the lunch special is.
cafeterian by yaoishipper123 April 19, 2018

Cafeteria Fraiche 

A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.
Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''
Cafeteria Fraiche by Cheelos November 23, 2010

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.
I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.
Cafeteria Food by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.
Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."
Cafeteria Food by cscherme March 6, 2009

Cafeteria Catholic 

a Roman Catholic who chooses to follow what ever church idea or prohibition they choose to at his/her own discretion
She was a Cafeteria Catholic. Her daughter will most likely be one as well.

cafeteria lady 

Someone you NEVER want to see naked.It's that large oafish woman who wears the plastic hair bonnet that dollops mashed taters all over your lunch tray. Usually looks as if she could be equally employed as a female prison guard.
I had a horrible dream where the cafeteria lady was sunbathing in the nude on the playground.
cafeteria lady by wolfbait51 January 27, 2011
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