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Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

I was walking into the mall and I caf'ed infront of everyone...

Man did you hear her caf?

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

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caf'ed

To fall asleep (pass out) before everyone else. Usually at a party.

Georgie just caf'ed

caf'ed by Eboney6 March 4, 2017

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cafediarrhea

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...

Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?

cafediarrhea by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008

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cafediem

Caffeinate the day.

To ask someone if they want a coffee, say "cafediem?"

cafediem by tropt April 22, 2006

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Cafedor

El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.

In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.

It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.

Ay chispas, donde esta El Cafedor?

Cafedor by zerobounds April 2, 2011

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.cafedsmp

.cafedsmp is a very find dsmp fanpage who will support you no matter who or what you are and that's what most people love about her!

.cafedsmp is a fanpage

.cafedsmp by Angienotfound July 28, 2021

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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