caf'ed

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

I was walking into the mall and I caf'ed infront of everyone...

Man did you hear her caf?

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

by BigDaddyErn January 7, 2011

caf'ed

To fall asleep (pass out) before everyone else. Usually at a party.

Georgie just caf'ed

by Eboney6 March 4, 2017

cafediarrhea

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...

Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?

by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008

cafediem

Caffeinate the day.

To ask someone if they want a coffee, say "cafediem?"

by tropt April 22, 2006

Cafedor

El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.

In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.

It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.

Ay chispas, donde esta El Cafedor?

by zerobounds April 2, 2011

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by Angienotfound July 28, 2021