Cafedor

El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.

In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.

It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.

Ay chispas, donde esta El Cafedor?

Cafedor by zerobounds April 2, 2011

cafetorium 

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.

"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."

cafetorium by danno November 22, 2004

cafetorium 

bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptastic preformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...

Hey lets go see a show in the cafetorium, we can be entertained and eat square pizza at the same time.

cafetorium by travelingSTAGEHAND March 6, 2010

cafetorigym 

A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.

johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?

cafetorigym by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011

Cafetorium 

A Cafeteria and Auditorium made out, then had sex. They then gave birth to cafeteria that has a stage; A cafetorium.

WOW! we can watch a play and get some food all in one place! let's go to the Cafetorium

Cafetorium by Scottasauris February 27, 2011

Cafecore 

When something is so abstract and headache inducing that it turns straight back around and turns funny

"He posts so much Cafecore, my brain has melted!"

Cafecore by deviousman April 21, 2024