Cadet

Somebody who is really regretting not going to State College right now.

"Who would have thought it'd be so hard to get laid in college? Oh yeah, I'm a cadet at a military academy."

by bitterplebe February 12, 2009

cadet

someone who does something stupid or just acts like a idiot

jade: oh look at my new shoes!!

kong: let me christan them!

jade: why are you such a cadet

by Jaydee-baybee March 20, 2009

cadet

Nerf gun yielding 3 year olds

The cadet was called Alex Saddleberry

by hungry boi oh boi October 15, 2020

Cadet

The process of acting gay but actually being"100%" straight

"Nothing is gay in the army cadet force" corporal excel ex cadet

by Mr Tomothy February 12, 2022

cadet bone spurs

The nick-name given to perpetual loser Donald Trump by Senator Tammy Duckworth, an Iraq war veteran and American hero who lost both legs in a combat mission.
References Trumps draft deferment in 1968 due to having bone spurs in both heels.

I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft-dodger.
And I have a message for Cadet Bone Spurs: If you cared about our military, you'd stop baiting Kim Jong Un into a war that could put 85,000 American troops and millions of innocent civilians in danger.

by Randall Spencer February 3, 2018

cadet lube

To engage in anal activities carefully. The beginner/novice in anal activities whom requires much lubrication.
i.e (To handle with kid gloves).

Mike: I'm gona fuck him hard.
James: Go easy on me, i can't handle it raw!
Mike: Get the cadet lube then newb.

by Johnerthan September 3, 2006

Cadet Sergeant Major

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.

Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.

by BitterYuk September 13, 2009