cabaclysm 

the devastation that befalls the night clubber who cannot successfully hail a cab.

dave: what time did you get in last night

rick: i had a cabaclysm, had to walk home, didn't get back til 6am

dave: hahaha!

cabaclysm by billom88 January 2, 2012

Down Cataclysmic 

The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad

John is Down Cataclysmic on Twitter

Down Cataclysmic by That one guy that remembers st January 15, 2021

Down Cataclysmic 

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.

"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.

Down Cataclysmic by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021

cataclysm 

most people think it’s like for a social event thingy when really it’s when chat noir gets his sexy hand and anything he touches will be destroyed

Chat noirs cataclysm destroys more than thanks.

cataclysm by halfnoteyeet September 7, 2019

Cataclysmic 

Utter Destruction Of EVERYTHING. basically 2012 Doomsday. WE ALL WILL DIE WHEN A Cataclysmic WAVE OCCORS

OMG DUDE ITS Cataclysmic

Cataclysmic by OhDamyn December 8, 2010

cotaclysmic 

a phrase you say when you live in a house

cotaclysmic_armagedd on09/06/2020 I don't care about your feelings

cotaclysmic by itsmeblue December 12, 2021

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event

My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event by Puddle Pimp Perez June 11, 2021