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Down Cataclysmic 

The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad

Down Cataclysmic 

A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".

Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.

Cataclysmic 

Utter Destruction Of EVERYTHING. basically 2012 Doomsday. WE ALL WILL DIE WHEN A Cataclysmic WAVE OCCORS
OMG DUDE ITS Cataclysmic
Cataclysmic by OhDamyn December 8, 2010

Cataclysmic puddle pimp event 

A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!

Down cataclysmic 

This is the worst instance of down bad any human being could ever experience.
Boy 1: Yo dude did you here, that guy that jerked off to the sound of her voice
Boy 2: That guy is down cataclysmic.
Down cataclysmic by Kboylol June 13, 2021

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.
Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.