CAPSLOCK 

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.

rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.

CAPSLOCK by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007

Capslock 

CAPITAL LETTERS on a computer screen which upsets people
for no real reason.
PS I wasn't even allowed to write the def in caps HAHA, I did try though.

Netguy111; HI HOW YOU GOIN????

Netguy222; Turn off the capslock, you d...weed loser, f...head!!They are very offensive, you ?)_*&^^%SHiTT!!

Netguy111: SORRY

Netguy222; Turn 'em off, you mongrel @#$%$^&*&head!!!!!Or I'll kill ya! AHhhhhhAAAAA,
my eyes!!!!!!!I'm bliiiinndd
Son of a ^&%^$^%$...

Netguy111; Wow...I'm so sorry...

Capslock by LINDAR May 30, 2006

capslock 

To be over-stated, gaudy, flashy or loud about something.

I really like this pink Hello Kitty microwave, but I don't wan't to be all capslock about my love for her.

capslock by StillAlicia August 12, 2011

CAPSLOCK 

The key on your keyboard bellow tab (usually). A favourite among AOL users and outwar fans. If CAPSLOCK is on all your letters will be capitols.

0u7\/\//-\R@/-\01.com: OMFGIMSO1337ROFLOLOLOLO

CAPSLOCK by Jim April 16, 2004

capslock 

to be really angry

Man, that store charged me $20 instead of the advertised $15, and I didn't check the receipt until I got home. I'm so capslock right now!

capslock by c-gabe November 21, 2009

Capslock Malfunction 

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

Capslock Malfunction by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

CapsLock Love Affair 

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

CapsLock Love Affair by Lee Savery February 9, 2009