e bay

a place where you can buy a toilet because Paris
Hilton sat on it.
I bought 1 of Sylvester Stallones nosehairs off E bay.
This is a sicko world,have a nice day
by LINDAR May 31, 2006
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banana

a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.
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jumping the couch

"Now now settle down, don't go " jumping the couch.."
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funny

what Joan Rivers attempts to be
what I am in fact attempting to be
We all attempt it.
Some of us succeed, some of us fail.
Some of us are "funny" without meaning to be.This is the less desired type of "funny".
Some of us try to be the first kind of "funny" (the good kind) but instead become the other kind.(eg;Joan Rivers(and possibly me) )
Always make sure you are funny-haha, and not funny-peculiar.Make people laugh with you and not at you.
However, it can be difficult for some people to avoid funny-peculiarness.
Even more alarming, some people strive for this disturbing type of funny.eg; Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson, just to name two.(Also, see words such as silly, Stupid, ridiculous and bimbotastic...if that word is even here..is it?It should be, you know.
example 1; "HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!Good one, I'm laughing and my sides hurt, I love banana jokes, good on you!!"(followed by more laughter.If the laughter becomes hysterical or uncontrollable, it is possible that you have exceeded yourself into hilarious territory.That's "funny" times 2.COngratulations.

example 2; "Stay away from that old guy in the hat and overcoat who wanders around the park all day.I think he seems a little bit "funny" (see also weird )

or

"You're a "funny" little thing aren't you?"
(this is seldom a compliment (although anyone who is "a funny little thing" may take it as one.

or

"Jessica Simpson thinks fish have wings and they fly.Isn't that funny?"
(you don't EVER want to be THAT "funny")
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hate

an intense, not always fallible, distaste toward
a person/thing, the more correct term being hatred.
The hater may not be able to disguise their disgust
and anomosity
For example, my sisters HATE me, with much passion
but it is unclear as to why.
To them, I am the Earth's SCUM
by LINDAR June 01, 2006
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Capslock

CAPITAL LETTERS on a computer screen which upsets people
for no real reason.
PS I wasn't even allowed to write the def in caps HAHA, I did try though.
Netguy111; HI HOW YOU GOIN????

Netguy222; Turn off the capslock, you d...weed loser, f...head!!They are very offensive, you ?)_*&^^%SHiTT!!

Netguy111: SORRY

Netguy222; Turn 'em off, you mongrel @#$%$^&*&head!!!!!Or I'll kill ya! AHhhhhhAAAAA,
my eyes!!!!!!!I'm bliiiinndd
Son of a ^&%^$^%$...

Netguy111; Wow...I'm so sorry...
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birthday

the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.
"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)
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