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c4rnivall 

a very swaggy they/them that plays guitar on tiktok 😏
yo c4rnivall just posted a new epic tik tok have you seen it?
c4rnivall by moistumberellaa March 24, 2021

carnival cruise 

the act of driving around looking for a place to take a shit
if you dont stop somewhere soon this carnival cruise is going to end up with a pile of shit in your rear seat
carnival cruise by henro50 February 18, 2013

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.
winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

no carnival no games 

when “Matty Fucking Smokes” was referring to his juul in the car; another saying for “No Cap” or “No Lid”.
me : yeooo this vape hits hard

friend : yeah bro, no carnival no games
no carnival no games by clawhey January 28, 2019

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

Carnival Talk 

Ex. 1

"Often, the two would talk in 'coded' language (also known as carnival talk) on the phone or in handwritten letters."

John 'Boxer' Mendoza, "The Godfather of Orange County: Peter 'Sana' Ojeda," April 2, 2021

Ex. 2

Flojo: Hey fool! The cake is in the oven!

Rojo: The biscuits have been buttered?

Flojo: No mijo: The bread has been baked.

Chavo: Damn fool! If I understood that Carnival Talk correctly, the first guy got murked, the second dude hit a lick on the church bake sale, and the third homey has a bad case of the runs!
Carnival Talk by ZXY&ABC April 7, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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