c.o.m.

" Convicts only material" - A girl so ugly only a black toed up convict would give her a fuck. No self respecting man would look at her twice. Only fast food workers and convincts who haven't gotten ass in 12 years.
With a used up pussy, no baby's daddy's and no looks or job she found the only people interested were losers and she was a c.o.m.
by bbvs January 19, 2009
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C.O.M.E.

To prefer crust over middle everyday!
I'll c.o.m.e. eat with you! Or, How else could I feed you?! Or the meaning, I prefer skin on a turkey not the meat.
by Shay-Tan-Dawn March 28, 2020
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C.O.M.S

me: c.o.m.s .

them: coms ?

me: choke on my strap dummy.
by anythingatpppp April 23, 2023
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