C.F.M. 

Come Fuck Me, often used to describe sexy clothes and high heal shoes

She wore her C.F.M. outfit to the party so she would be sure to get laid.

C.F.M. by Labrat88 March 3, 2008

C.F.M. 

An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.

Dave: "Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals."
Morgan: "What a fucking C.F.M."

C.F.M. by The Real Dave Haggard September 15, 2008

c.f.m. 

Cum-fetus milkshake. C.F.M.'s are generally the product of an abortion and a pearl necklace.

That c.f.m. is really disgusting.

Don't drink that, it's a c.f.m., not a strawberry shake!

c.f.m. by ZachWill January 16, 2008

C.F.M. 

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

C.F.M. by Oh Mary June 1, 2018

C.M.F.M. shoes 

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"

Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!

C.M.F.M. shoes by TLuvly December 30, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G 

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G by TS-128 March 10, 2009