fmc

fuck me crazy. an abbriviation
by Annie H February 16, 2008
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Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)
Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.
by John March 20, 2005
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an acronym for FLICK MY CLIT. has the same meaning as smd aka SUCK MY DICK.
Mr. Smith gave us so much homework he can FMC.
by thekiller3392 October 25, 2010
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Damn it, my computer just froze right before the Jonas webcast! FMC.
by Mentos18 May 30, 2009
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kelly: "Oh wow, looks like the govt. is going to cut social security and welfare, while doubling our funding to Israel!"
susan: "aww fmc, really?!"

ajit (looking at ent. ratings): "hey so I see justin beiber and a guy named pitbull are currently topping the music charts, while glee and mobbed are the topping t.v. shows."
evan: "fmc, man!"
by TC Jenkins March 08, 2012
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Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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Descendents of Royalty and Bless by God, known as the Four Mighty Cac or just the Four Man Crew. People can feel their presence from miles away. Haters stay away and resent their existence. Ladies flock to their feet with legs wide open to boast their status and bask in the FMC's glory. The CIA wants to interrogate them just to be in the same room with them. Individually, they are on one's own, self-contained, self-determining, self-governing, self-reliant, self-ruling, self-sufficient, self-supporting. But together the universe waiver to their will.
All rise for the mighty FMC!!!!!
by Khanster July 28, 2011
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