C.F.M.

Come Fuck Me, often used to describe sexy clothes and high heal shoes

She wore her C.F.M. outfit to the party so she would be sure to get laid.

by Labrat88 March 03, 2008

C.F.M.

An extreme pathological liar/embellisher.

Stands for "Ceiling Fan Man." Origin comes from someone who made up an elaborate story about having two brothers who died, one of which hung himself from a ceiling fan.

Dave: "Dylan just told me that his dad is part owner of the Cincinnati Bengals."
Morgan: "What a fucking C.F.M."

by The Real Dave Haggard August 21, 2006

C.F.M.

"CFM" stands for "Come Fuck Me, an adjective most commonly applied to shoes, specifically pumps. I believe the concept first emerged among urban gay men. I used the female pronoun in the sample sentence due to the gay male convention of referring to each other as "she."

She thinks she's hot in those C.F.M. pumps, but they make her walk like a crippled cow."

by Oh Mary May 02, 2018

c.f.m.

Cum-fetus milkshake. C.F.M.'s are generally the product of an abortion and a pearl necklace.

That c.f.m. is really disgusting.

Don't drink that, it's a c.f.m., not a strawberry shake!

by ZachWill January 09, 2008