The Word Tragic Bronson was made up by Shaq to make fun of JaVale McGee as he fails a fast break. Also to make fun of other big men who fail a fast break.

Tragic Bronson Alert I repeat Tragic Bronson Alert

Tragic Bronson by Taction December 17, 2017

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Bronskimask

A medical mask, used for the protection of one’s chance of getting infected by the coronavirus; yet with a retractable veil which allows bronski-giving.

Hey bitch, reveal those ta-tas, I just got my bronskimask!

Bronskimask by Don 2 Hands April 27, 2020

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bronsexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of Lebron James or dickriding LeBron James. They become fans of any team LeBron James plays for. These type of individuals thinks that LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan.

1. Brian Windhorst of ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual in the universe since he dickrides LeBron James more than Libertarians dickrides Rand Paul.
2. 92% of Cleveland Cavaliers fans are actually Bronsexuals since they did not follow the Cavs before LeBron(before 2003) and between (2011-2014).
3. ESPN is the #1 Bronsexual Sports Media Outlet. The motto is the "The Worldwide leader in Dickriding LeBron James."
4. Skip Bayless is a closet Bronsexual

bronsexual by Bearmonster96 April 14, 2015

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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.

Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!

Tragic Bronson by xrazbry May 1, 2018

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