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buttwhippet
I mean everyone loves there own scent, but doin a buttwhippet is a little much. Don't you think?
I heard Alex does buttwhippets in the shower...
butt
fart
I heard Alex does buttwhippets in the shower...
butt
fart
buttwhippet by kingofclassic May 14, 2011
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George W. Buttwipe
Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.
Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.
Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
George W. Buttwipe by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008
buttwipe
buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe
man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe
dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe
man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe
man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019
Buttwhistle
Buttwhistle by buttwhistler November 4, 2009
Buttwiped
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
Buttwiped by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021
buttchip
a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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