buttwhip

when a guy takes off his belt and smacks a girl until she fucks him.

girl, i will buttwhip u if you dont get here.

by yur daddy June 5, 2005

buttwhippet

when a guy cups his hand in his pants to catch his fart so he can smell it

I mean everyone loves there own scent, but doin a buttwhippet is a little much. Don't you think?

I heard Alex does buttwhippets in the shower...

butt
fart

by kingofclassic May 14, 2011

George W. Buttwipe

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!

by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

buttwipe

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe

man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe

by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

Buttwhistle

Audible flatulence out of the butt lips in any way shape or form, juicy, flat, loud, silent, etc.

Aw man, I thought I was going to poop but just buttwhistled.

by buttwhistler November 4, 2009

Buttwiped

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.

“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*

by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021

buttchip

a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.

Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!

I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.

by nodes June 25, 2008