Buttsicle

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

buttsicle

a penis that is sucked upon (like a popsicle) after being in someone's anus

Guy 1: I went ass to mouth on that girl
Guy 2: She enjoy that buttsicle?

by TheKRG September 19, 2009

buttsicle

when a person is acting so meany or stupid the only comeback you can make is with the word buttsicle.

everyone at school today was being such a buttsicle.

by jamescharles7819 May 28, 2019

Buttsicle

After a man has anal sex and he has poop on his dick, then his partner proceeds to suck it off.

Hey babe, I've got some left overs. Ready for your buttsicle!

by AwesomeLawson721 November 11, 2017

Buttscrew

Another word referring to the act of anal sex. It is commonky used by middle schoolers to talk about how cool the homosexual anal sex with their bum chum in boy scouts was.

Tim "that buttscrew i did last night with ryan was so sexy and fun"
Tyler "damn right buttscrew is only cool when its with your buddies"

by Flamingoat May 28, 2018

buttickle

when to have to pee and you cant so you tickle your but jsut above the crack and you'll go

i gotta pee but i cant

yo just pull a buttickle

by Danny Sway May 31, 2005

budsicles

they are popsicles with weed in them and are seen in afroman music video for because i got high

these budsicles are fuckin awesome i wish i had these kind of popsicles when i was a kid

by that stoner98875 August 12, 2011