Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

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buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

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ButtHog

1.) Not to be confused with a SweatHog the ButtHog term is bestowed selectively upon a person whom has reached a level of friendship that the either party involved may refer to the other as a "ButtHog" as a casual way of calling a friend a pervert or one who obsesses over posterior ends or commonly referred to as an "ass" or "butt". Ultimately the namesayer may be the perverted one, making some sort of insinuation.
2. A Butt Hog.

Frank insessintly watches porn that is specific to Ass or Butt Fetishes. An acquaintance of Frank's, Ted, takes notice of Frank's natural fetish & has reached an intellectual level with Frank & so decides to utilize the term & Ted says: "Frank, You're My Sweet Little ButtHog"
Also see SweatHog

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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