Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.

Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!

Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013

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butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

butthogger by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

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buttsmuggle

To conceal or hide an item to prevent its detection, especially by the authorities; to steal or shoplift; to keep a secret.

"Jose buttsmuggled the cocaine across the border."

buttsmuggle by T. Odom May 19, 2006

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ButtHog

1.) Not to be confused with a SweatHog the ButtHog term is bestowed selectively upon a person whom has reached a level of friendship that the either party involved may refer to the other as a "ButtHog" as a casual way of calling a friend a pervert or one who obsesses over posterior ends or commonly referred to as an "ass" or "butt". Ultimately the namesayer may be the perverted one, making some sort of insinuation.
2. A Butt Hog.

Frank insessintly watches porn that is specific to Ass or Butt Fetishes. An acquaintance of Frank's, Ted, takes notice of Frank's natural fetish & has reached an intellectual level with Frank & so decides to utilize the term & Ted says: "Frank, You're My Sweet Little ButtHog"
Also see SweatHog

ButtHog by The Klan Gunn August 6, 2008

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