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buttpoo

How's your buttpoo?
by Mike March 31, 2003
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Buttzooka

A Buttzooka is a very explosive fart.
Juan's Buttzooka was fired from his back pussy!
by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016
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buttpoundosis

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying
That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)
by George C. March 25, 2004
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buttpoundosis

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.
by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004
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Buttrooper

A person that is hot for butt. They are a buttrooper.
Man the way that guy looked at my ass it felt like it was on fire. He must have been a real buttrooper!
by Floundah November 19, 2020
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Buttplosion

When one attempts to release a short loud collection of methane gas, otherwise known as a fart, but releases a concentrated sphere of fecal matter into ones underwear. The collection of feces is usually leathery in texture, thus preventing excessive smearing, but it will stain.

The difference between a buttplosion and a shart is that it is more than possible for a shart to leak out quietly and discreetly. A buttplosion is incredibly sonorous, and cannot be done discreetly as it is a powerful, full-force anal gust that pushes the turd into the pants.

After a buttplosion it is imperative that the victim behave nonchalantly. It is a guarantee that the buttplosion was heard, but the crowd will only think the victim farted. Laugh at yourself, or pretend it wasn't you; but escape the premises as soon as possible, because the resulting anal waste will cause a foul odor to accumulate around the company you're keeping. Go to a safe and secure location, get some rubber gloves, and go through with the disgusting and sickening act of cleaning up the large bits of poop that has most assuredly spread copiously in your underwear. It is probably best that that the soiled underwear be permanently discarded after the incident, for there will undoubtedly be stains.
-Did you see Bill run out of here, what was that about?

-He farted and I think it was a buttplosion. He seemed pretty worried and scared.

-Poor bastard.
by scraps992 April 2, 2011
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buttprong

An ignominious, sniveling, arrogant, whiny little twerp who thinks his opinion means something important. Quick
to criticize political enemies with ad hominems, taunts, threats, and physical challenges. First coined, righteously, on

1980's usenet newsgroups to identify political enemies on groups such as alt.flame.faggots, alt.flame.fucking.faggots, talk.abortion, and several other politically fiery newsgroups. This expression encompassed many meanings using only a single word!
"You are an asshole for being pro-life." And in reply, a poster responds: "And you and your ilk are assholes for being pro-choice, buttprong."
by 88_Fingers April 17, 2019
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