Accidentally browsing the web on a cellphone while it is in your pocket, then hitting random letters as you move around on a couch into the search bar of your Google Homepage and finding lesbian midget porn on your cellphone when you take it out of your pocket.
Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.