Accidentally browsing the web on a cellphone while it is in your pocket, then hitting random letters as you move around on a couch into the search bar of your Google Homepage and finding lesbian midget porn on your cellphone when you take it out of your pocket.
Used to explain strange websites in search histories or favorites.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'