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buttouche

A honey bun or one of those cheap cupcakes you get at the cafeteria.
"I do not like my buttouche!"
by Sorry, People January 6, 2018
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Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.
by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021
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ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit
wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank
by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015
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buttcheek on a stick

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.
Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
by maiapond June 20, 2016
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buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019
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buttonhead

Round eyes.

Round eyes shaped like buttons, instead of zippers. Also shaped like a butt hole.

The opposite of zipperhead.
Cracky: "Hey zipperhead, stop buying our houses, our lands, our national debt."

Chinky: "It's not our fault you butthole eyes walking corpse are too dumb and incompetent to compete on the world stage, buttonhead. We own you now. Stick to what you know, vaginal rejuvenation. Are you also going to get an eye-juvenation too to get rid of your flappity flap vagina eyes or cunt eyes? It's all you know, breast implants, penis implants, face tightening, nose jobs, and other plastic surgeries you care about so much in LA. You crackers are freaky, turning your body into mutilated flesh."
by White Corpse October 4, 2012
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buttchex

Aw my buttchex done broke the terlit
by CHEXMASTER48 May 8, 2018
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