Traditional ceremonial folk lore lyric and song amongst Ohio, US based computer programmers. This song is performed for friends and family around the age of 3 years old. This ritual is not understood by lay people, often including witnesses to the young future-programmers performance. Nonetheless, this geographically Walmart-adjacent rite of passage is sacred amongst programmers from Middle America.

“Buttcheeck planet.”
“Buttcheeck planet starts slow, and ends with a sweaty forehead.”

Buttcheeck Planet by Zaak Orlando February 23, 2019

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buttcheek pattycake

When you bump butts wit yo fave bish in bed. you lie sideways facing away from each other. induces laughter and intimacy synchronously.

i played buttcheek pattycake wit my bottom bish karla after a huge fight. we good now ;)

buttcheek pattycake by pogipinoyboi August 20, 2013

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buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts so bad and you can't even, you yell this phrase

"Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!" butt vine ah peanutbutterbaby

buttcheek on a stick by Buttcheek on a Stick September 6, 2016

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Suck my buttcheek!

A song written by Jenna Hall that goes

“Suck my buttcheek! Suck, suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek!

Suck my buttcheek! by Prettygirl_937 June 17, 2018

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