butthole smurfers 

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced

"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"

butthole smurfers by big_cheebus October 31, 2021

Butthole Surfers 

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.

The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.

Butthole Surfers by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006

Butthole Surfers 

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

Butthole Surfers by doibles February 8, 2022

The Butthole Surfers 

Only the best band EVER.

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes....

The Butthole Surfers by PWnaGE March 2, 2005

The Butthole Surfers 

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

The Butthole Surfers by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

Butthole Surfers 

A really cool 90's band

Butthole Surfers owns your From First to Last butt

Butthole Surfers by riseabove May 28, 2007

Butthole smurfer 

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

Butthole smurfer by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016