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butthole smurfers

People who claim to be new to anal sex, but are actually quite experienced
"Bro, did you see Anal Newbies 3?"

"Yeah, but no way they were anal amateurs. Those were butthole smurfers"
by big_cheebus October 31, 2021
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Butthole Surfers

The Butthole Surfers are a great band from Texas. They formed in 1981 and were fronted by Gibby Haynes. Their genre is hard to define, but it's a strange, yet great, mix of avant-garde, hardcore, and psychedelia. Everyone should listen to them.
The Butthole Surfers rock, man.
The Butthole Surfers were a major influence on Kurt Cobain.
The Butthole Surfers made a shit load of great albums.
by Fuck You Too, Bitch! January 26, 2006
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People who slide down bannister rails.
Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.
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The Butthole Surfers

I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows. I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes....
by PWnaGE March 2, 2005
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~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.
Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....
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by riseabove May 28, 2007
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Butthole smurfer

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face
i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor
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