butter blaster 

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.

Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?

butter blaster by winpie January 26, 2008

Peanut Butter Blaster 

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

Peanut Butter Blaster by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

butter cup blaster 

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

butter cup blaster by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

Baby Batter Blaster by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

batter blaster 

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

batter blaster by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014

butter blasted 

1. Butter blasted: when a group of delicious raspberry smoothies are so hyped about an activity or sport that they feel as if they have achieved orgasm.
2. Butter blast: The act of achieving orgasm due to some form of sexual activity

1. The team was butter blasted after zeke-mobile caught a full-field huck
2. "That freshman made me butter blast so hard last night"

butter blasted by Long Dong Tom March 13, 2016