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Butt Willy

The act of placing one's finger into another anus for the playful enjoyment of one or multiple individuals. The finger may be licked prior to insertion similar to the Wet Willy procedure. However, due to the decreased accessibility of the anus the wetting of the finger is not imperative.
"Hey bro! Just letting you know i got my first Butt Willy today! I feel like a new man!"
Butt Willy by Hooch daddy November 17, 2020
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muff butt willy 

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.
Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!
muff butt willy by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Willy Wonka Butt 

Delilah says "your a drama jerk". Rey replies "Okay Willy Wonka Butt".
Willy Wonka Butt by UmNotRey June 19, 2019

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy 

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.
Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

Buttwilly 

When someone sticks their finger down the crack of their butt and then swipes it across someones nose. Same technique as a wet willy. Pronounced But-twilly.
I gave Ty a buttwilly today after working out, I bet he can still smell it!
Buttwilly by Amazoncountry November 9, 2011
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