butt sprinkler

a butt sprinkler occurs approximately 314 minutes after consuming spicy, or an otherwise dangerous food. it takes place when a human lacks the ability to control their grasps onto the toilet and instead must stand up in an L shape, wrenching their midsection with their arms. to deal with sizable flow out of the butthole and onto the stalls, the L shaped human spews feces all over the floor and ceiling of the restroom, leaving the white bathroom colored walls, your favorite shade of olive, mustard or mousse

yo, i was walking into the girls bathroom today, and there was diarrhea all over the walls. some girl got butt sprinkler today. poor mike is going to have to clean it all up.

butt sprinkler by raffeeki September 16, 2010

hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

buttsprinkle 

The colors that leave you in the next morning constituion, from the previous nights drunken excapedes.

Wow did i get drunk, ate 2 pizzas and some tacos god do i have to go! But i love the pretty colors when mine buttsprinkles..

buttsprinkle by peanutbuttsprinkle December 2, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019