Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.
"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"
"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"
When you don't wipe quite good enough, and you're left with that greasy, dirty, sweaty ass-crack feeling. Especially common on hot and humid days.
Joey was too lazy to scrub his ass properly. Now, he's running around with a hot, sweaty, and uncomfortable moist and greasy film irritating his ass and screwing his whole day up. This condition is known as slush butt
After unprotected anal sex the ejaculatory fluids stay in the anus. This causes an uncomfortable feeling. The condition is commonly compared to swimmer's ear because of the over saturation of the allotted area.
After bangingEmily in the ass, she complained about a bad case of slut's butt.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.