Butt it
When due to lack of an actual cigarette a person must roll the left over tobacco from cigarette butts into a disgusting cocktail. To be used in cases of extreme desperation only.
Butt it by Cowboy Killer September 26, 2009
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Butt-it by Ftmillrightone February 8, 2024
Butt Chuck It
(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.
Butt Chuck It by tdef December 27, 2016
maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021
do it butt naked
To perform a certain task or feat with style or without a care of the danger that may be present, especially used in gaming. Also see DiBN.
do it butt naked by Hykon June 21, 2010
i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it
Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.
i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas
To pass off bad news as good news. Usually it applies to when this act is incredibly obvious and poorly executed. When this is done, it is usually even more offensive than simply telling someone the bad news.
The doctor said that Joe was lucky to be paralyzed, since he'd no longer have to worry about getting into skateboarding accidents. All he did was stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas.
stick a dick in his butt and call it Christmas by magusguy October 1, 2007
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