butt flute
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Junction City Butt Flute
The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.
Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"
Junction City Butt Flute by Big nad August 3, 2018
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Butt-Fluencer
An individual, mostly female, (and others who are not actually of the female gender but identify or believe to be one or more of the current genders) who captures still photographs mainly of their very appealing and alluring gluts for social media clicks, likes, product placement and other ways to generate income on the strength of their butt.
Butt-Fluencer by El Gran Tommy September 12, 2022
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buttflustered by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013
Buttfluencer
A combination of butt and influencer.
A person (usually a girl) who posts fitness related content on social media, primarily Instagram, pertaining to be an influencer, but where the picture or video on their post is mostly about their butt in tight fitting clothing. Often tries to demonstrate how to do an exercise, but the emphasis of the visual materials is more on their butt and less on the exercise itself, often to the detriment of what they're trying to demonstrate.
A person (usually a girl) who posts fitness related content on social media, primarily Instagram, pertaining to be an influencer, but where the picture or video on their post is mostly about their butt in tight fitting clothing. Often tries to demonstrate how to do an exercise, but the emphasis of the visual materials is more on their butt and less on the exercise itself, often to the detriment of what they're trying to demonstrate.
Buttfluencer by brappzilla April 11, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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